Hangs With The Dogs At Parties| Pullover Sweatshirt

You showed up. The dog is very happy to see you. That's enough.

There's a certain kind of person who arrives at a party, does a quick scan of the room, makes brief eye contact with the dog, and the rest of the evening is settled. The Hangs With The Dogs At Parties Pullover Sweatshirt was made for that person. Soft 60/40 fleece, a genderless fit that works across every body type, and a graphic that communicates your social strategy more clearly than you ever could in person.

Available in Cream and Rust — two colorways that are warm, cozy, and somehow perfectly suited to someone whose most meaningful conversation of the evening will be with a labrador. Both are exactly the kind of thing you want to be wearing when you're sitting on a kitchen floor at 10pm scratching a dog behind the ears while everyone else is talking about the stock market.

This is the gender neutral clothing equivalent of leaving a party early — but in the best possible way. Comfortable, honest, and completely unapologetic about your priorities.

• 60% combed and ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester fleece
• Genderless crewneck silhouette — relaxed, cozy, just right
• Unisex, genderless fit — XS to 3XL
• Available in Cream and Rust

The humans are fine. The dog needed you more anyway.